“That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you’re not looking, somebody’ll sneak up and write “Fuck you” right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it’ll say “Holden Caulfield” on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it’ll say “Fuck you.” I’m positive, in fact.”—Holden Caulfield, The Catcher In the Rye (via dont-tell-anybody-anything)
So I just finished the Philosophers Stone section but I can’t seem to get on to the Chamber of Secrets section? Just wondering whether the first book is the only one available at the moment or there’s something wrong on my end??
Supernatural reference in my new student orientation. . . .
So yesterday at my new student orientation, after all the boring stuff, we had two guys from a comedy improv group go up on stage and preform skits and tell jokes etc. One of things they did was hand out pieces of paper to everyone in the crowd and get people to write down a line of dialogue. They then collected all the pieces of paper back and scattered them on the floor of the stage directly in front of them.
Then they began an improvised scene with the premise of one guy being a teacher and the other guy a student needing help with an essay and as they act out the scene they stop and points and pick up pieces of paper from the floor and read out what they say. For example “Well Jimmy you’re going to have to try harder on this essay, like it says here on page 300 of your text book…. *picks up piece of paper and reads* ….Please stop touching me” It’s a hard game to explain but it’s hilarious when your watching it. They did a similar game on the show Whose line is it anyway?
Now to the supernatural reference the guy playing the teacher said to the other guy “You know the best piece of advice that I’ve ever been given?… *picks up piece of paper and reads* … Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.